Monday, January 21, 2013

Twenty Ways Cats Are Like Toddlers


Twenty Ways Cats Are Like Toddlers

1.  Watch you go to the bathroom
2.  Philosophy:  what’s mine is mine, what’s yours is mine, that which
      you may want in the future is mine.
3.  You do not own them.
4.  Must have dirty paws all over the keyboard as you type        
      - or better yet, lay down on it.  Newspapers too.

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5.  Choose not to come when called.  
6.  If you want them to go anywhere, you must pick them up and
      carry them. 
7.  Act like dead weight when #6 occurs.  
8.  Climb up on kitchen counters and eat other people's food.
9.  Look incredibly cute when asleep.  
10.  Act surly and uncooperative when taking pictures of them.  
11.  Have nine lives.   
12.  Act totally unconcerned when caught creating a mess.
13.  Lap up water from the door of an open dishwasher

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14.  Like big cardboard boxes.  
15.  Have a fascination with toilet water. 


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16.  Don’t like wearing clothes.
17.  Like to ingest small items—preferably living, but may be recently
        dead.  
18.  Obsessed with Chuck E. Cheese commercials
19.  Go bat-crazy when vacuum cleaner is turned on.
20.  Like to eat goldfish. 




2 comments:

  1. Following you from Hahas for Hoohas. Loved your embarrassing mom story. I don't have kids yet, but laughed anyway!

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  2. Ha! Thanks for taking the time to go to my blog! Yes, i find more ways to shame them every day, but I tuck them away for when I REALLY need them. Yes, you have to wait awhile for the chance to embarrass your own. First they have to go through the stage of embarrassing YOU!

    Thanks again,
    Cathy

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