Sunday, May 26, 2013

27 Ways Cats Are Like Teenagers . . .Part 1


27 Ways Cats are Like Teenagers: Part 1


"How can I impress upon you how much I REALLY don’t care?"


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Squirting them in the face with water to reverse a bad habit rarely works.

"LMMTC (Let me make this clear):  I am better/smarter/cooler than you."


http://iwastesomuchtime.com/on/?i=68397

Often hiss when you touch them. 


"Sometimes I just go bat-crazy.  Mostly because everything bores me.  And because of  your incessant need to be up in my bizness."

http://bonuscats.com/funny-cats/409-crazy-cats-211.html

Like for you to leave food out for them all the time.

“It doesn’t constitute an emergency unless it pertains to me.”


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Could sleep 20 hours a day.

Like to sit on the kitchen counters and hoods of cars.

“I’ve got an idea. How ‘bout I act like I don’t know you?”


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Are unemployed.

“You do NOT own me.”

"You can touch me WHEN I want, WHERE I want, and to what DEGREE I want.  When I’m done, I will let you know."

http://imgfave.com/view/2450458

Never know where they are.

Rarely communicate.

When they do, they barely open their mouths.

https://www.facebook.com/FOCcats

Live for revenge.

When you return from a trip, they think/say, “Oh . . . you were you gone?”

Denial is their favorite pastime.

https://www.facebook.com/FOCcats

After breaking stuff, act like nothing is unusual when human slaves get home.

Do not like bringing in groceries. 

Wish they had thumbs/more thumbs.


http://www.totalmania.net/cat-plays-xbox

"I am not sorry for what I (allegedly) did, and I have no regrets."

https://www.facebook.com/ihasashame?ref=stream&hc_location=stream

Cone of shame doesn't work.


sodahead.com

"If something unusual happens while you are gone, it is not my fault.  And I plan to do it again tomorrow."
https://www.facebook.com/catshaminguk?filter=2

Have incredible skills at things that won't make any money.





Will often pin you down and fart on your head.

https://www.facebook.com/FOCcats







2 comments:

  1. I thought the first pic was very funny...but the one of the nail-filing cat was hilarious. (Actually, they all were great. Loved spa cat, too.)

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  2. Ha! Thanks Julie. Looking for all those photos online is addicting!

    Cathy

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