27 Ways Cats Are Like Teenagers . . .Part 1

27 Ways Cats are Like Teenagers: Part 1

"How can I impress upon you how much I REALLY don’t care?"

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Squirting them in the face with water to reverse a bad habit rarely works.

"LMMTC (Let me make this clear):  I am better/smarter/cooler than you."

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Often hiss when you touch them. 


"Sometimes I just go bat-crazy.  Mostly because everything bores me.  And because of  your incessant need to be up in my bizness."

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Like for you to leave food out for them all the time.

“It doesn’t constitute an emergency unless it pertains to me.”

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Could sleep 20 hours a day.

Like to sit on the kitchen counters and hoods of cars.

“I’ve got an idea. How ‘bout I act like I don’t know you?”

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Are unemployed.

“You do NOT own me.”

"You can touch me WHEN I want, WHERE I want, and to what DEGREE I want.  When I’m done, I will let you know."

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Never know where they are.

Rarely communicate.

When they do, they barely open their mouths.

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Live for revenge.

When you return from a trip, they think/say, “Oh . . . you were you gone?”

Denial is their favorite pastime.

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After breaking stuff, act like nothing is unusual when human slaves get home.

Do not like bringing in groceries. 

Wish they had thumbs/more thumbs.

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"I am not sorry for what I (allegedly) did, and I have no regrets."

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Cone of shame doesn't work.

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"If something unusual happens while you are gone, it is not my fault.  And I plan to do it again tomorrow."

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Have incredible skills at things that won't make any money.

Will often pin you down and fart on your head.

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