BTW - PLEASE "Follow my blog" and "Subscribe." Let's be clear, I'm SO not above begging.
Looks like "José Cuervo Might Move In" came in first. You can read it here for a good laugh.
It's about my plight with the cell phone company and Charlene, God's gift to Customer Service.
I hope everyone had a good HALLOWEEN. It has been very different for me and hubs the last few years because the kids are getting older. I have a great story about that here. I think you'll find it very touching. It's about how the kids grow up so fast.
By the way, since all the blogging experts say that you should write as if you have an audience of THOUSANDS, I'll go outside the box with my wonderful audience of 30 and ask,
"WHAT SHOULD I WRITE ABOUT THIS WEEK?"
Is there something that gets on your last nerve, chaps your cheeks, curdles yer cream, puts sand in your craw?
Does it burn yer biscuit that when the kids go out and you have 1 hour and 45 min. to watch an R-rated movie, (you haven't seen one in a few years) that you always only get 3/4 of the way through because they have the gall to come back?
And why do they have to come back to YOUR house? Maybe because all the other moms want to drink wine and watch Magic Mike? Methinks.
Does someone in your household leave HAIR on the bar of soap? Did I hit a nerve?
Why do your kids always take other people's advice and NOT yours?
The bag of Halloween candy you just ate?
How 'bout some Mom- and Dad-shaming photos?
Teaching your teenager how to DRIVE? Doing that now! AARRGGHH. . . I just have to
Have a great week and PLEASE come back. I'm trying to post new stuff every day! BTW - "Follow" and "Subscribe" now. The first 10 new followers get a bottle of José Cuervo and a straw. . .
Wooo! I crack myself up.